PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.